Boys

They say the only man a girl can trust is her father. In my case, that isn't true. The only boy in my life i will ever trust is my best friend, Eric. He is the only guy who doesn't care about what i can offer them in the bedroom and is (somewhat) interested in what i have to say. Now granted, he isn't perfect. I don't believe any guy is but you can get pretty darn close and he's the closest I will ever find to perfection.  I hate all men however. They all lie to your face just to get you to take your clothes off for them and they have their way with you. I feel like i've heard it all by now. Every god damn line in the book. (And there is a book. Google it) They try to be like your friend and tell you how much they like you. Sometimes, they even promise you a lot more than just that one night. If there is anybody out there reading this, please do not fall for their words. They lie, each and every one of them. Just be careful. Take it from someone who knows, because i do.